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  1. Describes the general subject of the joke
  2. An X notifies you that some may consider this an off-color joke.
  3. The numeric value (1,2,3,4, or 5) measures the joke's offensiveness: 1 means not offensive and 5 means extremely offensive (at least for some people).
1.Sports   1 Two kids are playing on the Boston common ...
2.Ethnic   1 A texan walks into an Irish pub ...
3.Religion X 2 God tells Adam the good news and the bad news
4.Gender X 2 Would you sleep with Robert Redford for $1,000,000 ...
5.Blondes   1 30 short blonde jokes
6.Family   0 35 Family Fun Facts, plus a few dozen more
7.Sports X 2 3 baseball fans are on their way to a game, and notice a pair of legs ...
8.Ethnic   1 3 gents order beers, each of which has a fly in it
9.Ethnic X 1 A young Catholic man confesses sin
10.Ethnic X 2 3 men die and go to heaver, but are given another chance
11.Ethnic X 2 3 hillbillies are discussing their dumb wifes
12.Religion   4 Jesus walks into an Inn
13.Ethnic   1 A swiss asks 2 englishmen for directions
14.Religion   1 A Catholic man, struck by a bus, cries out for a priest
15.Academic   0 Realistic definitions of some common academic
16.Religion X 2 A rabbi helps a priest at the confessional
17.Ethnic   2 An Alabama child in 3rd grade
18.Religion   1 A drunk asks a priest what causes arthritis
19.Academic   0 The bassists take a break to grab a few drinks
20.Religion   1 Notre Dame is looking for a new bell ringer
21.Gender   3 A hard drinking woman has a tough pregnancy ...
22.Blondes   1 A blone prays for help
23.blondes   0 A lawyer pesters the blonde sitting next to him on long plane ride
24.Family   0 A vet tells a man his dog is dead, but he wants a 2nd opinion
25.rural   0 A city slicker wants to raise some chickens
26.Religion   1 Suddenly, Satan appears at the front of the church
27.Academic   0 Three academics find a bottle containing a genie
28.Academic   0 A man in a balloon asks where he is
29.Gender X 1 A missionary gets sent into deepest darkest Africa
30.Blondes   1 A guy in a bar asks if she wants to hear a blonde joke
31.Blondes   1 The new blonde stewardess
32.Blondes   1 The three women stranded on a desert island find a magic lamp
33.Blondes   1 A blonde gal, walked into the doctors office with a hole in her hand
34.Ethnic   1 An Irishman walks into a bar in Dublin, orders three pints
35.Ethnic   0 Driving styles from around the nation and the world
36.Blondes   1 Three blondes die and go to heaven, where St. Peter asks...
37.Blondes   1 A blonde gets a job painting road lines
38.death   1 A woman makes arrangements for her husband's funeral
39.Academic   0 A student is asked a question in a physics degree
40.Ethnic   0 Factoids about boston and bostonians
41.Gender X 0 A man's wife asks him to go to the store to buy some cigarettes ...
42.Sports   0 As the Devil shakes the (ex)biker's hand, he asks ...
43.Politics   1 Map showing bush's world view
44.Ethnic   1 A Frenchman, an Englishman, and a New Yorker were captured by cannibals
45.Academic   1 the charity had never received a contribution from the town's most successful lawyer
46.Ethnic   3 A native american from a nearby reservation goes to a Whore hous
47.philosophy   0 Why did the chicken cross the road
48.Family   1 Two kids were waiting in a hospital
49.Politics X 1 Clinton died and went to heaven
50.Politics X 1 Tony Blair, Bill Clinton and the Pope are on a plane
51.Politics   0 Bill and Hillary are making a trip to the country side
52.Politics X 1 Hillary Clinton went in for her yearly check
53.Politics X 2 Clinton and the Pope die on the same day
54.Blondes   1 A blonde's first task was to go out for coffee
55.Blondes   1 The blonde reported for her University final examinat
56.Politics   0 Bush vs. Monkees
57.Politics   1 Starr Wars!
58.Family   0 A dozen or so snowmen cartoons from Calvin and Hobbes   0 30 computer related one-liners
60.puns   0 A guy who worked as a railrod conductor
61.Gender   1 Take This Scientific Quiz to Determine Your Guyness Quotient
62.brain teasers   0 An intelligence test
63.Gender   1 a brave seafarer who showed no fear
64.battle   2 An eccentric billionaire wanted a mural painted on his library wall
65.Religion   1 After watching sales falling off for three straight month at KFC, the colonel ...
66.Academic   0 An Angel appears at a faculty meeting and ...   0 During a big DUI dragnet, a highway patrolman waited outside a popular bar
68.personalities   1 he Di Joke Compendium
69.Ethnic   1 A Redneck stops by his friend's house whose wife has recently had a baby   0 Dilbert's newest additions to add to your vocabulary (circa 1999)
71.Ethnic   1 The Irishman looked down the bar and said "is that Jesus down there"
72.Ethnic   2 An Irishman, an Italian, and a Polish guy are in a bar in Miami
73.Ethnic   1 I can't help but think, from listening to you, that you're from Ireland.
74.Academic   0 Five doctors went duck hunting one day
75.Religion   1 St. Peter says, "We only have one rule here in heaven...don't step on the ducks
76.Gender X 0 one day when he notices that his co-worker is wearing an earring
77.Academic   0 Man walking along a road in the countryside comes across a shepherd with a huge flock of sheep
78.Academic   0 Three economists and three mathematicians were going for a trip by train.
79.Academic   0 When Albert Einstein died, he met three New Zealanders
80.Academic   0 A party of economists was climbing in the Alps .
81.Politics   0 consider the 2000 elections from a 3rd world perspective
82.puns   0 A potpourri of puns
83.Academic   0 An engineer dies and reports to the pearly gate
84.Academic   1 Three engineering students were discussing the possible designers of the human body
85.Academic   0 The engineer said to his friend
86.Academic   1 waiting one morning for a particularly slow group of golfers ...
87.Academic   0 Several short engineer jokes   0 etch_sketch.txt
89.elderly   1 The little old couple walked slowly into McDonalds tha
90.Ethnic   1 the man claimed that the elephant could tell a person's age
91.law_doc   1 a man accidentally shears off all ten of his fingers   0 A building contractor was being paid by the week
93.Religion X 1 A preacher asked the hat check girl to come to his room
94.Gender X 1 A woman is in bed with her lover who is her husband's best friend
95.Ethnic X 1 Lena and Sven planned to honeymoon in Duluth
96.elderly   1 He wanted one last cookie before he died
97.Gender   1 alwell thinks that the Teletubbies are advocating homosexuality
98.Ethnic X 1 elderly French man spots a young couple making love
99.Ethnic   1 Six Jewish gentlemen were playing poker
100.Law_Doc   1 The tourist buys a life-sized bronze sculpture of a rat
101.Gender X 1 he noticed a small ad which read "Lose weight $1.00 a pound"
102.Ethnic   1 A rabbi, a minister, and a priest were playing poker
103.Ethnic   1 Three men see a painting of Adam and Eve
104.Law_Doc X 1 The general was confined to the military hospital for a minor malady
105.Religion   0
106.Gender X 0 husband and a wife were out enjoying a round of golf
107.Ethnic   1 All we ever seem to hear is Jewish jokes, so here are some gentile jokes
108.Ethnic X 1 the irish ditch diggers work working across from a house of ill repute
109.drunks   0 A man is in bed asleep when there is a rat-a-tat-tat on the door
110.Politics   0 State Government Employee comes across an old brass lamp
111.Sports X 1 the women watches in horros as her golfball hits one of the men
112.elderly   1 A man took his elderly father to a nursing home to check it out
113.Politics   0 One man would dig a hole, the other man would fill it in
114.Religion   0 there as a hunter confronted by a huge, mean bear
115.Law_Doc   0 A defendant was on trial for murder, and lawyer resorted to a trick
117.Politics   1 George Bush asks the queen about her leadership philosophy
118.Gender X 1 A couple was invited to a swanky masked Halloween party
119.philosophy   0 Some deep thoughts
120.Blondes   0 A man was driving along the highway and hit a rabbit   0 A story from the help desk line
122.Politics   1 Hillary sneaked off to visit a fortune teller
123.Politics   0 , Mr and Mrs. Clinton. Welcome to EZBreeZee Mortgages
124.Law_Doc   0 Q & A about HMOS
125.brain teasers   0 Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson went on a camping trip
126.Gender X 1 A man is walking around New York with his wife
127.Ethnic   1 Two guys immigrate to America
128.Academic   0 How To Write a Term Paper, Article or Book.
129.Gender   0 Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0   0 We are proud to report that we have completed the "Y2K" date change mission
131.irs   0 The local bar was so sure that its bartender was the strongest man around
132.Gender   0 Her husband has been slipping in and out of a coma
133.Gender X 0 A man and his wife had been stranded on a deserted island
134.Gender X 1 While her husband fished, she rowed out and anchored the boat, and started reading   0 After the Japanese team won the canoe race by a mile, management ...
136.Gender X 1 A man goes to the doctor because of his 50 inch long
137.Religion   1 The Pope decided that all the Jews had to leave the Vatican.
138.Religion X 1 The man asks the rabbi, "Is it true that men and women don't dance together?"
139.Religion   1 Every Friday the Catholics go CRAZY because the Jewish neighbor barbecues steaks
140.Gender X 1 An old farmer decided it was time to get a new rooste
141.Religion   1 After shul had concluded, the three rabbis were discussing
142.Religion   1 There once were two evil brothers
144.Ethnic   1 A Jewish man calls his mother and says he has a Native American girl friend
145.Ethnic   1 A Chinese waiter comes up and in fluent Yiddish asks if everything is okay
146.Ethnic   1 A Jewish boy tells his mother he has a part in the school play
147.Ethnic   1 a team of terrorists invades the shul and take 3 hostages
148.Religion   1 when the Shema prayer was said, half the congregants stood up and half remained sitting
149.Ethnic   1 Thet Jewish President calls his mother in Queen and invites her for Purim
150.Religion   1 My son tells me he has decided to be a christian
151.Ethnic   1 Several short Jewish jokes
152.Religion X 1 ewish man goes to the doctor who tells him that he might have gonorhea
153.Law_Doc   0 Three doctors stand before the Pearly Gate
154.Gender   0 Ever since we got married, my wife has tried to change me
155.Religion X 0 The pretty young schoolteacher was concerned about one of her 11 year old students
156.Gender   0 we will experiment with a new form called the tandem story
157.Politics X 1 Here's a little part of US history which makes you go hmmmmm.   1 the 6-year old daughter, naturally took an interest in the construction activity going on next door
159.Family   1 30 new children's books
160.Blondes   1 A broke Blonde decides to raise money by kidnapping a kid and
161.Family   0 Are you feeling old
162.Gender   0 A woman noticed a most unusual funeral procession
163.Ethnic   1 There was an Irishman, an Englishman and Claudia Schiffer sitting on a train
164.Ethnic X 1 Jewish man was in an accident, and the doctor said
165.Gender   0 an elegant woman wearing the largest, most stunning diamond ring
166.Gender   0 A boy is about to go on his first date, and is nervous
167.rural   1 a man spots a farmer standing in the middle of a huge field
168.philosophy   0 Corrolary's to Murphy's Law
169.philosophy   0 some natural laws
170.Law_Doc   1 The lawyer on vaction said "'m here because my house burned down,"
171.Law_Doc   0 The prosecutor in a small town called a grandmotherly woman as a witness
172.Law_Doc   1 Some short lawyer jokes
173.Law_Doc   1 a lawyer, died and appeared before the Pearly Gates
174.Ethnic X 2 blonde_pole.txt
175.Academic X 1 No offence taken! I'm a Logical Scientist by profession
176.Gender X 1 A dedicated shop steward was at a convention in Las Vegas and decided to check out the local brothel
177.Gender X 0 a man and his wife decided the only way to save their marriage was to seek counseling
178.Gender X 1 A man takes his wife to the stock show
179.Family   1 Little Tommy was doing very badly in math
180.Religion X 2 A bunch of preachers are having a meeting in the rectory
181.Gender   0 Last summer, when the power mower was broken
182.Law_Doc   0 Two carrots were walking down the road
183.Academic   0 The wife of a federal district court judge bought him a tie
184.Sports   1 The man confesses to his priest that he used the "F-word" over the weekend.
185.Gender X 1 "If you must know," he coolly replied, "that was my mistress."
186.Gender X 1 the male whale sees the whaling ship that killed his father
187.Blondes   1 I got a call saying that my mother had passed away
188.Ethnic X 2 Anna, their one and only Chimpanzee, was looking quite down
189.Family X 1 A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey
190.Religion   0 Brother John entered the 'Monastery of Silence'
191.Gender X 1 moods of a woman, moods of a man
192.Gender X 1 the Devil says things are not as bleak as you imagine   0 COMPUTERS AND ELECTRONICS IN THE MOVIES
194.Gender X 0 Two old ladies were sitting on the porch at the old folks home
195.Gender X 1 The madam opened the brothel door to see an elderly Jewish man   0 man who was in a horrible accident lost both of his ears
197.Gender X 2 A hippie sitting on a city bus notices an attractive young nun sitting
198.Gender X 1 Two nuns are ordered to paint a room in the convent,
199.Religion X 2 Nuns are admitted to Heaven through a special gate
200.Gender X 0 The man sees the sign that reads SISTERS OF MERCY HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION - 10 Miles   0 occupation descriptions
202.Gender X 1 A man decides to have a face-lift for his birthday
203.musicians   0 A Bass, a Baritone and a Tenor doing construction work were eating lunch
204.elderly   1 The old wife asks her husband to get her some ice cream   0 The corporate zodiac
206.Gender X 0 A guy is having marital problems, and he's lonesome, so he goes to a pet store
207.Religion   0 A woman is in her comma, when the nurse notices
208.Gender X 1 Father, I have these two female talking parrots, but they only know how to say one thing
209.Gender X 1 "Your cat's legs are pointing straight up in the air so that it will be easier for Jesus to grab hold
210.Ethnic   1 king relied so much on the wisdom of his Jewish advisor, that he elevated him to head advisor
211.Academic X 1 When Adam stayed out very late for a few nights,
212.Gender X 0 As Joe aged, he was increasingly hampered by incredible headaches
213.Gender X 1 After wild sex with a Geisha girl, Joe noticed a very weird green, festering sore
214.Gender X 1 Some Pickup lines
215.Gender X 0 As a painless way to save money,
216.Gender X 0 A man was walking one day, when he notice a couple making love
217.Gender X 1 Nothing much Pastor, we were just seeing who can tell the biggest lie about their sex lifes
218.Ethnic   1 we could make a lot of money running our own bungee-jumping service in Mexico
219.Gender X 1 The farmers decided to get their pigs together to breed the next litters
220.Family X 1 Three mice are at a bar, having drinks, talking about how tough they are
221.Religion   1 St. Peter ask Jesus to take over for a few minutes
222.Gender X 1 Pinnochio's girlfriend says " Every time we make love I get splinters
223.philosophy   0 Some inspirational slogans
224.Ethnic   2 A Guy goes into the store and for some Polish Sausage
225.Religion   0 The pope flies into chicago for a major meeting of midwestern cardinals
226.Politics   1 The Queen and the Pope are on the same stage
227.Blondes   1 A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handywomen
228.Family   0 Some tips on pregnancy
229.Gender X 1 One morning 2 priests head to the showers but forget to bring soap
230.Religion   1 A priest is driving and is pulled over for speeding
231.rural X 1 Honey, the artificial insemination man is coming over
232.Ethnic X 1 This is the story of a famous French aviator
233.Ethnic   3 A rabbi and a priest get into a car accident
234.Family X 0 A wild rabbit got caught and was taken to a laboratory   0 The US standard railroad gauge (distance between the rails) is 4 feet 8.5 inches   0 If you have to write a "letter of recommendation"
237.Ethnic   1 Are you a redneck
238.Gender   0 The wife asks her husband: "Honey, if I died, would you remarry
239.Religion X 1 A golfer hits the ball into the trees, and notices a squirrel grab it and run
240.Gender   0 One day three men were walking along and came upon a raging, violent river
241.Gender X 0 By the time the sailor pulled into a little town, every hotel room was taken
242.puns   0 A bunch of sayings
243.Gender X 1 the shepherds are headed up to the high country for summer pasture
244.Gender X 2 A redneck, a sheep, and a dog were survivors of a terrible shipwreck
245.Gender X 0 The wife asked the husband to go to the beach to gather some snails
246.Gender X 0 A little old lady went into the Bank of Canada one day, carrying a bag of money
247.Sports   0 A guy named Bob receives a free ticket to the Super Bowl
248.Ethnic X 1 A guy walks into a bar in Arkansas and orders a white wine   0 Two young engineers applied for a single position
250.Ethnic   0 A pirate was talking to a "land-lubber" in a bar
251.Academic   0 One sunny day a rabbit came out of her hole in the ground to enjoy the weather
252.Gender X 0 There were three gentlemen waiting at the pearly gates
253.Gender X 1 A man boards an airplane, and sits next to a beautiful woman
254.Gender X 0 A hooker was visiting her doctor for a regular checkup
255.Gender X 0 "Someone in this congregation has spread a rumor that I belong to the KKK
256.Ethnic X 2 After having their 11th child, an Alabama couple decided that was enough
257.Ethnic   1 Two Aussies, Bruce and Johnno, were adrift in a lifeboat   0 Beware of the latest viruses (circa 1996)
259.Religion   0 A journalis in Jerusalem see an old man praying vigorously at the Western Wall
260.puns   0 Two bees ran into each other
261.Gender X 0 Joe took his blind date to the carnival
262.Religion   0 Two little brothers had become the terrors of their neighborhood
263.philosophy   0 THE WISDOM OF WILL ROGERS
264.Gender X 0 Superman tells Spiderman "Man I'm so horny I could die!"   0 Four Habits of Highly effective people
266.Gender   0 An ambitious yuppie finally decided to take a vacation, and gets shipwrecked
267.Ethnic   0 A yuppie opened the door of his BMW, and a passing car hit i
268.Politics X 1 the teacher asked the children what their fathers did for a living ...
269.Politics   1 Some additional consitutional amendments to help define marriage
270.Politics   0 The Pentagon is interested in an artificial intelligence general
271.Gender   1 God replies: I am disappointed. I grant you one wish and you think crass materialistic possesions
272.Salesmen   0 The new guy and the old-timer salesman were sitting in the dining car
273.elderly   1 Jacob, age 92, and Rebecca, age 89, are to marry
274.Academic   0 There is no such thing as a stupid question
275.Religion X 2 The priest caught a very large fish
277.Politics   1 The 2004 Elections ended in another tie
278.Politics   0 Cows and Social Structure
279.argument   0 Monty Python Argument Skettch
280.death   0 The funeral of the hokey-pokey song writer
281.Religion   1 Applicability of biblical laws in modern times
282.Politics   0 Hot air balloonist, with political twist
283.Politics   0 Ordering pizza in 2007. with all your info on line   0 Microsoft help vs Psychic Friends Network
285.Politics   1 Dick Cheney playing poker
286.Gender X 1 Guys asks where he can get scrod
287.Blondes   1 Several blonde jokes
288.Gender X 1 An old farmer goes to the pond, where women are skinny dipping
289.Academic   0 A Short Quiz
290.Ethnic   0 A score of Jewish Haiku
291.Gender   2 Women safe parking at Minneaplois mall, with picture
292.Politics   1 How conservatives argue -- a simulation
293.goofy subjects   0 A goofy test
294.Politics   1 Bush, Cheney and Rumsfeld discuss ways to make people happy
295.Religion   1 A priest, a rabbi, and a minister seek to convert a bear
296.personalities   0 Why the chicken crossed the road, according to numerous famous people
297.Religion   1 Old wife dies while visiting holyland--- where to burry
298.Sports   1 Boston child seeks custody because he is beaten by parents
299.military   0 Irish radio conversation with British navy
300.Religion   1 Several pakistan and china jokes
301.Ethnic   0 101 Ways to know if you are from Bston
302.Politics   1 The pope witnesses a democrat being saved by loggers from a bear
303.Gender X 1 Two very elderly friends, Max and Wally, met in the park every day to feed the pigeons,
304.Politics   0 Five Surgeons are discussing who are the best patients to operate on.
305.Sports   1 Three quarterbacks, Peyton Manning, Brett Farve, and Tom Brady, go to heaven
306.Ethnic X 2 John O'Reilly won top prize at the pub for a toast
307.Ethnic   1 Russian military academy talk on future wars
308.Sports   0 A guy walks into a bar with a cat wearing a Browns jersey
310.Ethnic   1 Looking on the Bright Side