If you have to write a "letter of recommendation"   
        Letters of Recommendation

If you have to write a "letter of recommendation" for a fired
employee, here are a few suggested phrases:

 -For the chronically absent:

 "A man like him is hard to find."
 "It seemed her career was just taking off."

 -For the office drunk:

 "I feel his real talent is wasted here." "We generally found him
 loaded with work to do."
 "Every hour with him was a happy hour."

 -For an employee with no ambition:

 "He could not care less about the number of hours he had to put in."
 "You would indeed be fortunate to get this person to work for you."

 -For an employee who is so unproductive that the job is better left
 unfilled:

"I can assure you that no person would be better for the job."

 -For an employee who is not worth further consideration as a job
 candidate:

 "I would urge you to waste no time in making this candidate an offer
 of employment."
 "All in all, I cannot say enough good things about this candidate or
 recommend him too highly."

 -For a stupid employee:

 "There is nothing you can teach a man like him." "I most
 enthusiastically recommend this candidate with no qualifications
 whatsoever."

 -For a dishonest employee:

 "Her true ability was deceiving."
 "He's an unbelievable worker."
 
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