An old farmer goes to the pond, where women are skinny dipping   
Old Farmer and the Pond

An elderly man in Florida had owned a large farm for
several years. He had a large pond in the back, fixed up nice;
picnic tables horseshoe courts, some apple and peach trees.
 
The pond was properly shaped and fixed up for swimming
when it was built.
 
One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the
pond, as he hadn't been there for a while, and look it over.
 
He grabbed a five gallon bucket to bring back some
fruit.  As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting 
and laughing with glee.
 
As he came closer he saw it was a bunch of young women
skinny-dipping in his pond. He made the women aware of 
his presence and they all went to the deep end.
 
One of the women shouted to him, "We're not coming out
until you leave!"
 
The old man frowned,  "I didn't come down here to watch you 
ladies swim   naked or make you get out of the pond." 
Holding thebucket up he said, 
  "I'm here to feed the alligator."
 
 
Moral: Old men can still think fast 

 
Leave a comment about this joke?
Show 0 comments

Rank this joke
View current rankings for this joke