The wife of a federal district court judge bought him a tie   
        The tie

At a clearance sale, the wife of a federal district court judge 
found a green tie that was a perfect match for one of her 
husband's sports jackets.  Soon after, while the couple was 
vacationing at a resort complex to get his mind off a rather 
complicated cocaine conspiracy case, he noticed a small, 
round disc sewn into the design of the tie. 

The judge showed it to a local FBI agent, who was equally 
suspicious that it might be a 'bug' planted by the conspiracy 
defendants.  The agent sent the device to FBI headquarters 
In Washington, DC for analysis. 

Two weeks later, the judge phoned the Washington office 
to learn the results of their tests.  "We're not sure where 
the disc came from," the FBI told him, "but we discovered 
that when you press it, it plays 'Jingle Bells.'"



 
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