On a desert island
A man and his wife had been stranded on a deserted island for many years.
The morning following a bad storm, a new guy washes up on the shore.
The new guy and the wife are VERY attracted to each other right away, but
they realize that certain protocols will have to be observed.
The husband, oblivious to the pheromones floating around, is very glad
to see the second man there. "This is wonderful! Now we'll be able to have
three people doing 8-hour shifts in the watchtower instead of two people
doing 12-hour shifts."
The new man is only too happy to help, and in fact volunteers to do the
first shift. He climbs up the tall tower and stands watch, scanning the
ocean horizon for any ships. Soon the husband and wife start placing
stones in a circle in order to make a fire to cook supper.
The new man yells down: "Hey, no screwing!"
They look at each other and yell back: "We're not screwing!"
A few minutes later, they start to put driftwood into the stone circle.
Again the new man yells down: "Heeey, no screwing!"
Again they yell back, "We're not screwing!"
Later they are putting palm leaves on the roof of the shack to patch
leaks. Once again the new man yells down from high above: "Hey, I said
no screwing!!"
They yell back, "And we said we're not screwing!!"
Finally the shift is over and the new man climbs down from the tower and
the husband starts to climb up. By the time he gets halfway up, his wife
and the new man are already screwing their brains out.
Once at the top, the husband turns around and looks down and says to
himself: "Son-of-a-gun. From up here it DOES look like they're screwing."
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