A guy walks into a bar wearing a Browns jersey and
carrying a cat that also has a Browns jersey on with a little
Browns helmet on his head too.
The guy says to the bartender, "Can my cat and I
watch the Browns game here? My TV at home is broke, a
and my cat and I always watch the game together."
The bartender replies, 'Normally, cats would not be
allowed in the bar, but is not very busy in here right how, so you
and the cat can have a seat at the end of the bar.
But, if there's any trouble with you or the cat, I'll have to ask
you to leave."
The guy agrees, and he and his cat start watching the game.
Pretty soon the Browns kick a field goal and the excited cat
jumps up on the bar and walks down the bar and gives everyone a high
five.
The bartender says, "Hey, that's pretty cool! What does he do
for a touchdown?"
The guy answers, " I don't know, I've only had him
for 2 years." |