Two kids were waiting in a hospital   
                        Two kids in a hospital

  Two little kids are in a hospital, lying on stretchers next to
  each other, outside the operating room. The first kid leans
  over and asks, "What are you in here for?"

  The second kid says, "I'm in here to get my tonsils out and I'm a
  little nervous."

  The first kid says, "You've got nothing to worry about. I had
  that done when I was four. They put you to sleep, and when you
  wake up they give you lots of Jell-O and ice cream. It's a
  breeze!"

  The second kid then asks, "What are you here for?"

  The first kid says, "A circumcision."

  And the second kid says, "Whoa! I had that done when I was born.
  I couldn't walk for a year!"
 
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