A woman is in her comma, when the nurse notices   
        In a Coma 

A woman is in a coma. Nurses are in her room giving her a sponge
bath. One of them is washing her "private area" and notices that there
is a response on the monitor when she is touched there. They go to her
husband and explain what happened, telling him, "crazy as this sounds,
maybe a little oral sex will do the trick and bring her out of the
coma."
     
The husband is skeptical, but they assure him that they'll close
the curtains for privacy. Besides it's worth a try. The hubby finally
agrees and goes into his wife's room. After a few minutes the woman's
monitor flatline...no pulse ...no heart rate.

The nurses run into the room. The husband is standing there,
pulling up his pants: "I think she choked."

 
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