A man took his elderly father to a nursing home to check it out   
                First visit to nursing home

A man took his elderly father to a nursing home to check it out.  He sathis
father down on a sofa in the main aisleway and went to talk with the
administrators.  The old man started to tilt slowly toward the left.  A
Doctor came by and said, "Let me help you."  

The Doc piled several pillows on the left side of the old man so he would stay upright.
The older man started to tilt slowly to the right.  An orderly noticed and
put several more pillows on his right side to keep him upright. 

The old man started to lean forward when a nurse came by and piled 
several pillows in front of him.  About this time, the son returned. 
"Well, Dad, isn't this a nice place."
The old man replied, "I guess it's ok, but they won't let me fart."


 
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