After having their 11th child, an Alabama couple decided that was enough   
        The Alabama Vasectoy

  After having their 11th child, an Alabama couple decided that
  that was enough (they could not afford another one).  So, the
  husband went to his doctor (who also treated mules) and told him 
  that he and his  wife / cousin didn't want to have any more children. 

  The doctor explained that there was a procedure called a vasectomy 
  that could fix the  problem.  The doctor instructed him to go home, 
  get a cherry bomb, (fireworks are legal in 'Bama), light it, put it in
  a  beer can, then hold the can up to his ear and count to 10.  The
  Alabamian said to the doctor,  "I may not be the smartest man, but I 
  don't see how putting a cherry bomb in a beer can next to my ear is 
  going to help me."
  
  So, the couple drove to Georgia to get a second opinion.   The
  Georgia physician was just about to tell them about the procedure for 
  a  vasectomy when he noticed that they were from Alabama.   This
  doctor  instead told the man to go home and get a cherry bomb, light
  it, place it in a beer can, hold it to his ear and count to 10.
  
  Figuring that both learned physicians couldn't be wrong, the man
  went home, lit a cherry bomb and put it in a beer can.   He held the
  can up to his ear and began to count. "1, 2, 3, 4, 5 . . . . ",  at
  which  point he paused, placed the beer can between his legs and resumed
  counting on his other hand


 
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