The Alabama Vasectoy
After having their 11th child, an Alabama couple decided that
that was enough (they could not afford another one). So, the
husband went to his doctor (who also treated mules) and told him
that he and his wife / cousin didn't want to have any more children.
The doctor explained that there was a procedure called a vasectomy
that could fix the problem. The doctor instructed him to go home,
get a cherry bomb, (fireworks are legal in 'Bama), light it, put it in
a beer can, then hold the can up to his ear and count to 10. The
Alabamian said to the doctor, "I may not be the smartest man, but I
don't see how putting a cherry bomb in a beer can next to my ear is
going to help me."
So, the couple drove to Georgia to get a second opinion. The
Georgia physician was just about to tell them about the procedure for
a vasectomy when he noticed that they were from Alabama. This
doctor instead told the man to go home and get a cherry bomb, light
it, place it in a beer can, hold it to his ear and count to 10.
Figuring that both learned physicians couldn't be wrong, the man
went home, lit a cherry bomb and put it in a beer can. He held the
can up to his ear and began to count. "1, 2, 3, 4, 5 . . . . ", at
which point he paused, placed the beer can between his legs and resumed
counting on his other hand
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