Would you sleep with Robert Redford for $1 million?
A young boy went up to his father and asked him, "What
is the difference between potentially and
realistically?"
The father thought for a moment, then answered, "Go
ask your mother if she would sleep with Robert Redford
for a million dollars. Then ask your sister if she
would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars. Come
back and tell me what you learn from that."
So the boy went to his mother and asked, "Would you
sleep with Robert Redford for a million dollars?" The
mother replied, "Of course I would! I wouldn't pass up
an opportunity like that."
The boy then went to his sister and asked, "Would you
sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?" The girl
replied, "Oh my God! I would just love to do that! I
would be nuts to pass up that opportunity!"
The boy pondered that for a few days, then went back
to his dad. His father asked him, "Did you find out
the difference between potential and realistic?"
The boy replied, "Yes, sir. Potentially, we're sitting
on two million dollars, but realistically, we're
living with two sluts."
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