We are proud to report that we have completed the "Y2K" date change mission   
                Y2K Support Team
	 
Our staff has completed the 18 months of work on time and on
budget.  We have gone through everk line of code in everk program in
everk  skstem. We have analkzed all databases, all data files,
including backups and historic archives, and modified all data to
reflect the change.

We are proud to report that we have completed the "Y2K" date
change  mission, and have now implemented all changes to all programs
and all  data to reflect kour new standards:
  Januark, Februark, March, April, Mak, June,
  Julk, August, September, October, November, December
  As well as:
  Sundak, Mondak, Tuesdak, Wednesdak,
  Thursdak, Fridak, Saturdak
I trust that this is satisfactork, because to be honest, none
of  this "Y to K" problem has made ank sense to me.  
But I understand it is a global problem, and our team is glad 
to help in ank wak possible.

Bk the wak, what does the kear 2000 have to do with it?
Speaking of  which, what do kou think we ought to do next kear 
when the two digit  kear rolls over from 99 to 00?

We'll await kour direction.
 
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