Hillary is pregnant
Hillary Clinton went in for her yearly check-up. When she was finished, she
asked her gynaecologist how things looked. He said he was pleased and that
she was in great shape but that she was pregnant!
She told the doctor that was impossible, but he said that she most
definitely was a month pregnant.
She stormed out of the office, went to the reception and took the phone and
called the White House. When the operator answered she said wanted to talk
to Bill right away. They rang the Oval Office and Bill answered. Hillary
said: "Do you know what you did you rotten bastard? You got me pregnant!!!"
The President remained silent.
Again, Hillary screamed, "DO YOU KNOW WHAT YOU DID, YOU ROTTEN BASTARD? YOU
GOT ME PREGNANT!!!"
Finally Bill answered, "Who is this???"
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