The pope witnesses a democrat being saved by loggers from a bear   
The Pope took a couple of days off to visit the Smoky Mountains in East
Tennessee for some sightseeing. He was cruising along the campground in the
Pope Mobile when there was a frantic commotion just at the edge of the woods. A
helpless Democrat, wearing sandals, shorts, a "Save the Whales" hat, and a "To
Hell with Bush" T-shirt, was screaming while struggling frantically and
thrashing around trying to free himself from the grasp of a 10-foot grizzly.


As the Pope watched in horror, a group of Republican loggers came racing up.
One quickly fired a 44 magnum into the bear's chest. The other two reached up
and pulled the bleeding, semiconscious Democrat from the bear's grasp, then
using long clubs, the three loggers finished off the bear and two of them threw
it onto the bed of their truck while the other tenderly placed the injured
Democrat in the back seat.


As they prepared to leave, the Pope summoned them to come over. "I give you my
blessing for your brave actions!" he told them. "I heard there was a bitter
hatred between Republican loggers and Democratic Environmental activists but
now I've seen with my own eyes that this is not true."

As the Pope drove off, one of the loggers asked his buddies "Who was that guy?"
"It was the Pope," another replied. "He's in direct contact with heaven and has
access to all wisdom."


"Well," the logger said, "he may have access to all wisdom but he sure doesn't
know anything about bear hunting! By the way, is the bait holding up, or do we
need to go back to Massachusetts and get another one?"


 
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