when the Shema prayer was said, half the congregants stood up and half remained sitting   
          Temple Traditions

During a service at an old synagogue in Eastern Europe, when the Shema
prayer was said, half the congregants stood up and half remained sitting.
The half that was seated started yelling at those standing to sit down,
and the ones standing yelled at the ones  sitting to stand up.

 The rabbi, learned as he was in the Law and commentaries, didn't know
 what to do. His congregation suggested that he consult a housebound 98
 year old man, who was one of the original founders of their temple. The
 rabbi hoped the elderly man would be able to
 tell him what the actual  temple tradition was, so he went to the nursing
 home with a  representative of each faction of the congregation. The one
 whose followers stood during Shema said to the old man, "Is the tradition
 to stand during this prayer?"
 
 The old man answered, "No, that is not the tradition."
 
 The one whose followers sat said, "Then the tradition is to sit during
 Shema!"
 
 The old man answered, "No, that is not the tradition.
 
 "Then the rabbi said to the old man, "But the congregants fight all the
 time, yelling at each other about whether they should sit or stand..."
 
 The old man interrupted, exclaiming, "THAT is the tradition!"
 

 
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