3 Hillbillies
Tree hillbillies are sitting on their porch in Tennessee...... One says,
"Boy is my wife dumb. She's so stupid that she went shoppin' today and
bought an air-conditioner... Hell, we ain't got no electricity!"
The others laugh.
The other guy says, "Ah that ain't nothin', my wife's dumber than that!
She went shoppin' yesterday and had a washin' machine delivered." He
snickered, "Why nobody around here has plumbin'!"
The others laugh.
The third Hillbilly said, "Well, I reckon my woman's got to be the
dumbest. Just this morning I was lookin' in her purse for some change and
found six rubbers. Hell..... she ain't got no penis!"
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