Better bars than this
An Irishman, an Italian, and a Polish guy are in a bar in Miami.
They are having a good time and all agree that the bar is a nice
place. Then the Irishman says, "Yes, this is a nice bar, but
where I come from, in Boston, there's a better one. At
MacDougal's, you buy a drink, you buy another drink, and
MacDougal himself will buy your third drink!" The others agree
that sounds like a nice place.
Then the Italian says, "Yeah, that's a nice bar, but where I come
from, there's a better one. Up in Brooklyn, there's this place,
Vinny's. At Vinny's, you buy a drink, then Vinny buys you a
drink. You buy anudda drink, then Vinny buys you anudda drink."
Everyone agrees that sounds like a great bar.
Then the Polish guy says, "You think that's great? Where I come
from in Chicago, there's this place called Warshowski's. At
Warshowski's, they buy you your first drink, they buy you your
second drink, they buy you your third drink, and then, they take
you in the back and get you laid!"
"Wow!" say the other two. "That's fantastic! Did that actually
happen to you?"
"No," replies the Polish guy, "but it happened to my sister!"
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