The madam opened the brothel door to see an elderly Jewish man   
                $1000 per night

 The madam opened the brothel door to see an elderly Jewish man. His
 clothes were all disheveled and he looked needy.
 
 "Can I help you?" the madam asked.
 
 "I want Natalie," the old man replied.
 
 "Sir, Natalie is one of our most expensive ladies, perhaps someone
  else..."
 
 "No, I must see Natalie."
 
 Just then Natalie appeared and announced to the old man that she charges
 $1,000 per visit. The man never blinked and reached into his pocket and
 handed her ten $100 bills. The two went up to a room for an hour whereupon
 the man calmly left.
 
 The next night he appeared again demanding Natalie. Natalie explained
 that no one had ever come back two nights in a row and that there were
 no discounts ... it was still $1,000. Again the old man took out the
 money, the two went up to the room and he calmly left an hour later.
 
 When he showed up the third consecutive night, no one could believe it.
 Again he handed Natalie the money and up to the room they went. At the
 end of the hour Natalie questioned the old man: "No one has ever used
 my services three nights in a row ... where are you from?"
 
 The old man replied, "I am from Minsk."
 
 "Really?" replied Natalie, "I have a sister who lives there."
 
" I know," he said, "she gave me $3000 to give to you."

 
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