Five doctors went duck hunting one day   
                Five doctors are duck hunting

Five doctors went duck hunting one day. Included in the group were a GP,
a pediatrician, a psychiatrist, a surgeon and a pathologist.  After a
time, a bird came winging overhead.  The first to react was the GP who
raised his shotgun, but then hesitated.

"I'm not quite sure it's a duck," he said, "I think that I will have to
get a second opinion."  And of course by that time, the bird was long gone.

Another bird appeared in the sky soon thereafter. This time, the
pediatrician drew a bead on it. He too, however, was unsure if it was
really a duck in his sights and besides, it might have babies.  "I'll
have to do some more investigations," he muttered, as the creature made
good its escape.

Next to spy a bird flying was the sharp-eyed psychiatrist.  Shotgun
shouldered, he was more certain of his intended prey's identity.  "Now,
I know it's a duck, but does it know it's a duck?"  The fortunate bird
disappeared while the fellow wrestled with this dilemma.

Finally, a fourth fowl sped past and this time the surgeon's weapon
pointed skywards and he fired without hesitation.  BOOM!!  The surgeon
lowered his smoking gun and turned nonchalantly to the pathologist beside
him: "Go see if that was a duck, will you?"


 
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