Native American Girl Friend

A Jewish man calls his mother and says, "Mom, I'm bringing  home a
wonderful woman that I want to marry. She is a Native  American and her
name is 'Shooting Star.'"

"How nice," says his mother.

"I have an Indian name too--it is 'Running River.' You have to call  me
that from now on."
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"How nice," says his mother.

"You have to have an Indian name too, Mom."

"I do," says the mother. "Just call me "Sitting Shiva."

 

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