The man confesses to his priest that he used the "F-word" over the weekend.   
                The putt

  This man goes to confession and says, "Forgive me father for I have
  sinned." The priest asks if he would like to confess his sins and the
  man replies that he used the "F-word" over the weekend.
 
  The priest says, "Oh okay, just say three Hail Marys and try to watch
  your language."
 
  The man replies that he would like to confess as to why he said the
  "F-word". The priest sighs and tells him to continue.
 
  Well father I played golf on Sunday with my buddies instead of going
  to church.
 
  The priest says, "And you got upset over that and swore?"
 
  The man replied, "No, that wasn't why I swore. On the first tee I
  duck-hooked my drive well left into the trees."
  The priest said, "And that's when you swore."
 
  The man replied,  "No, it wasn't. When I walked up the fairway, I
  noticed my ball got a lucky bounce and I had a clear shot to the green.
   However, before I could hit the ball, a squirrel ran by and grabbed my ball
  and scurried up a tree."
 
  The priest asked, "Is that when you said the 'F-word'?"
 
  The man replied, "No, because an eagle then flew by and caught the
  squirrel in its sharp talons and flew away."
 
  The priest let out a breath and queried, "Is that when you swore?"
 
  The man replied, "No, because the eagle flew over the green and the
  dying  squirrel let go of my golf ball and it landed within 5 inches of the
  hole."
 
   The priest jumped up and screamed, "Don't tell me you missed the
   f___ing putt!!!"
   
 
 
 
 
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