I can't help but think, from listening to you, that you're from Ireland.   
                What part of Ireland are you from
 
  Two men were sitting next to each other at a bar. After a while, one guy
  looks at the other and says, "I can't help but think, from listening to
  you, that you're from Ireland."
  
  The other man responds proudly, "Yes, that I am!"
  
  The first man says, "So am I!" "And where about from Ireland might you
  be?"
  
  The other man answers, "I'm from Dublin, I am."
  
  The first man responds, "Sure and begorra, and so am I!" "And what street
  did you live on in Dublin?"
  
  The other man says, "A lovely little area it was." "I lived on McCleary
  Street in the old central part of town."
  
  The first man says, "Faith and it's a small world, so did I!" "And to
  what school would you have been going?"
  
  The other man answers, "Well now, I went to St. Mary's of course."
  
  The first guy gets really excited, and says, "And so did I." "Tell me,
  what year did you graduate?"
  
  The other man answers, "Well, now, I graduated in 1964."
  
  The first man exclaims, "The Good Lord must be smiling down upon us!" "I
  can hardly believe our good luck at winding up in the same bar tonight,
  so far from Ireland, here in America." "Can you believe it, I graduated from
  St. Mary's in 1964 my own self."
  
  About this time, another guy walks into the bar, sits down and orders
  a beer. The bartender walks over shaking his head and mutters, "It's
  going to be a long night tonight, the Murphy twins are drunk again."

 
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