God replies: I am disappointed. I grant you one wish and you think crass materialistic possesions   
About that first wish 

A man's car breaks down in the middle of the desert, so he has to
walk to the nearest town. After a while in the hot scorching sun, he
starts to fervently pray to god for some help.

After a short while, a thundering voice echoes from above
 "I've heard your prayers, and since you are so devout, I will grant you
  one wish."

The man responds with "I would like a brand new Jaguar XJ8".

God quickly replies: "I am very disappointed. I grant you one wish,
and all you can think of is crass materialistic possesions. Perhaps
you would like to reconsider."

The man ponders for a while, and then says: "You are right.  My real problem
in life is that I've never been able to communicate with women. I've been
married 4 times, divorced all of them, and all now I've got is a few bucks in 
my pocket and busted down Chevy Cavalier.  All my wifes were forever berating
me for my inability to carry on a meaningful conversation with them, 
and I'm starting to think they were right. 
So, what I'ld really like is to understand women."

After a few minutes of silence, God answers: "About that Jaguar, would you like
it in standard or automatic".
 


 
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