Punlike Sayings
If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times,
does he become disoriented?
If people from Poland are called "Poles," why aren't people from
Holland called "Holes?"
If you mixed vodka with orange juice and milk of magnesia, would
you get a Phillip's Screwdriver?
If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?
If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
When someone asks you, "A penny for your thoughts," and you put
your two cents in, what happens to the other penny?
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
Why do croutons come in airtight packages? It's just stale bread
to begin with.
Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist, but a person
drives a race car not called a racist?
Why are a wise man and a wise guy opposites?
Why do overlook and oversee mean opposite things?
If horrific means to make horrible, does terrific mean to make
terrible?
Why isn't 11 pronounced onety one?
"I am." is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English
language.
Could it be that "I Do." is the longest sentence?
If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it
follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys
deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked and dry cleaners depressed?
Do Roman paramedics refer to IV's as "4's"?
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