A student is asked a question in a physics degree   
               Physics Exam

 The following concerns a question in a physics degree
 exam at the University of Copenhagen:
 
 "Describe how to determine the height of a skyscraper
 a barometer."
 
 One student replied:
 
 "You tie a long piece of string to the neck of the
 barometer, then lower the barometer from the roof of
 the skyscraper to the ground. The length of the string
 plus the length of the barometer will equal the height
 of the building."
 
 This highly original answer so incensed the examiner
 that the student was failed. The student appealed on
 the grounds that his answer was indisputably correct,
 and the university appointed an independent arbiter to
 decide the case. The arbiter judged that the answer
 was indeed correct, but did not display any noticeable
 knowledge of physics. To resolve the problem it was
 decided to call the student in and allow him six
 minutes in which to provide a verbal answer which
 showed at least a minimal familiarity the basic
 principles of physics.
 
 For five minutes the student sat in silence, forehead
 creased in thought. The arbiter reminded him that time
 was running out, to which the student replied that he
 had several extremely relevant answers, but couldn't
make up his mind which to use.
 
 On being advised to hurry up the student replied as
 follows:
 
 "Firstly, you could take the barometer up to the roof
 of the skyscraper, drop it over the edge, and measure
 the time it takes to reach the ground. The height of
 the building can then be worked out from the formula
 H = 0.5g x t squared. But bad luck on the barometer."
 
 "Or if the sun is shining you could measure the height
 of the barometer, then set it on end and measure the
 length of its shadow. Then you measure the length of
 the skyscraper's shadow, and thereafter it is a simple
 matter of proportional arithmetic to work out the
 height of the skyscraper."
 
 "But if you wanted to be highly scientific about it,
 you could tie a short piece of string to the barometer
 and swing it like a pendulum, first at ground level and
 then on the roof of the skyscraper. The height is
 worked out by the difference in the gravitational
 restoring force T = 2 pi sq root (l / g)."
 
 "Or if the skyscraper has an outside emergency
 staircase, it would be easier to walk up it and mark
 off the height of the skyscraper in barometer lengths,
 then add them up."
 
 "If you merely wanted to be boring and orthodox about
 it, of course, you could use the barometer to measure
 the air pressure on the roof of the skyscraper and on
 the ground, and convert the difference in millibars
 into feet to give the height of the building."
 
 "But since we are constantly being exhorted to exercise
 independence of mind and apply scientific methods,
 undoubtedly the best way would be to knock on the
 janitor's door and say to him, 'If you would like a nice
 new barometer, I will give you this one if you tell me
 the height of this skyscraper'."
 
 The student was Niels Bohr, the only person from
 Denmark to win the Nobel prize for Physics.
 
 
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