A Golf Injury
A couple of women were playing golf one sunny Saturday morning.
The first of the twosome teed off and watched in horror as
her ball headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the
next hole. Indeed, the ball hit one of the men, and he
immediately clasped his hands together at his crotch, fell on the ground
and proceeded to roll around in evident agony.
The woman rushed down to the man and immediately began to
apologize. She explained that she was a physical therapist:
"Please allow me to help. I'm a physical therapist and I
know I could relieve your pain if you'd just allow me!" she told
him earnestly.
"Ummph, oooh, nnooo, I'll be alright. I'll be fine in a few
minutes," he replied breathlessly as he remained in the
fetal position still clasping his hands together at his crotch.
But she persisted, and he finally allowed her to help him.
She gently took his hands away and laid them to the side, she
loosened his pants, and she put her hands inside.. She began
to massage his crotch. She then asked him: "How does that feel?"
To which he replied: "It feels great, but my thumb still
hurts like hell!"
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