A defendant was on trial for murder, and lawyer resorted to a trick   
                Trial for murder

   A defendant was on trial for murder. There was strong evidence indicating
   guilt, but there was no corpse. In the defense's closing statement the
   lawyer, knowing that his client would probably be convicted, resorted to
   a trick.
   
   "Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, I have a surprise for you all," the
   lawyer said as he looked at his watch. "Within one minute, the person
   presumed dead in this case will walk into this courtroom."  He looked
   toward the courtroom door. The jurors, somewhat stunned, all looked on
   eagerly. A minute passed.  Nothing happened.
   
   Finally the lawyer said, "Actually, I made up the previous statement.
   But  you all looked on with anticipation. I therefore put to you that you have
   a reasonable doubt in this case as to whether anyone was killed and insist
   that you return a verdict of not guilty."
   
   The jury, clearly confused, retired to deliberate. A few minutes later,
   the jury returned and pronounced a verdict of guilty.
   
   "But how?" inquired the lawyer. "You must have had some doubt; I saw all
   of you stare at the door."  The jury foreman replied: "Oh, we did look, but
   your client didn't."
      
  

 
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