Two little brothers had become the terrors of their neighborhood   
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Two little brothers had become the terrors of their neighborhood. They
were in constant trouble at school and had every neighbor irritated. The
mother asked her priest to talk to them. The gentleman told the mother he
wished to speak to the boys one at a time.

The youngest one went to the church first and was ushered into the
study.  There he looked across a huge desk at his priest who said, "My
son, Where is God?"

The child looked around the room, but made no answer, so the priest
asked with more insistance, "Where is God?

Obviously aggitated and squirming the mischief maker had no answer, so
after a very long silence, the priest got out of his chair, stood right by
the kid's chair looking like he wanted no more funny business, demanded,
"Where is God?"

At that the boy jumped from his chair and bolted out the door. He ran
all the way to his house and his own room. He pulled his bigger brother
into their closet, the closet where they planned all their mischief and in
the dark he gasped, " We are in b-i-i-i-g trouble. God's missing and they
think we did it!"


 
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