Last summer, when the power mower was broken   
        Busted mower

Last summer, when the power mower was broken and wouldn't 
run, I kept hinting to my husband that he ought to get it 
fixed, but somehow the message never sunk in.

Finally I thought of a clever way to make the point. When 
my husband arrived home that day, he found me seated in 
the tall grass, busily snipping away with a tiny pair of
sewing scissors. He watched silently for a short time, 
then went into the house. He was gone only a few moments, 
and when he came out again he handed me a toothbrush.

"When you finish cutting the grass," he said, "you might 
as well sweep the sidewalks.


 
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