A dead rabbit
A man was driving along the highway and saw a rabbit hopping across
the middle of the road. He swerved to avoid hitting the rabbit, but
unfortunately the rabbit jumped in front of the car and was hit. The
driver, being a sensitive man as well as an animal lover, pulled over
to the side of the road and got out to see what had become of the
rabbit. Much to his dismay, the rabbit was dead. The driver felt so
awful that he began to cry. A blonde woman driving down the highway
saw the man crying on the side of the road and pulled over. She
stepped out of her car and asked the man what was wrong.
"I feel terrible," he explained. "I accidentally hit this rabbit and
killed it."
The blonde told the man not to worry. She knew what to do. She went to
her car trunk and pulled out a spray can. She walked over to the limp,
dead rabbit, and sprayed the contents of the can onto the rabbit.
Miraculously, the rabbit came to life, jumped up, waved its paw at the
two humans and hopped down the road. Fifty feet away the rabbit
stopped, turned around, waved at the two again, hopped down the road
another 50 feet, turned, waved, and hopped another 50 feet, waved, etc.
etc.
The man was astonished. He couldn't figure out what substance could be
in the woman's spray can! He ran over to the woman and demanded, "What
was in your spray can? What did you spray onto that rabbit?"
The woman turned the can around so that the man could read the label.
It said: Hair Spray - Restores Life to Dead Hair. Adds Permanent Wave."
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