Chinese Waiter in Deli

Two Jewish men are sitting in a deli frequented almost exclusively by
Jews.  A Chinese waiter comes up and in fluent Yiddish asks if everything
is okay, can he get them  anything, and so forth. 

The Jewish men are dumbfounded. "Where did he  learn such perfect Yiddish?" 
they ask the deli's owner. 

The owner whispers so that no one else will hear: 

"Shhhh,He thinks we're teaching  him English."

 

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