A man is walking around New York with his wife   
                Man and Wife in NYC

A man is walking around New York with his wife.  They find a perfume
shop, the wife goes in, and he waits outside.  A hooker comes along
and says to him, "Like to come home with me, buddy?"

"For how much?" asks the man.

"One hundred dollars."

"I'll give you five bucks."

The girl spits at him and walks away.  A little later, the man's
wife comes out of the shop and they continue their walk.  On the
first corner they come to there is the same hooker.  She takes one
look at the man and his wife and says, "You see?  You see what you
get for five bucks?"

 
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