Government Worker
A State Government Employee sits in his office and out of boredom,
decides to see what's in his old filing cabinet. Poking through the
contents and comes across an old brass lamp.
"This will look nice on my mantelpiece," he decides, and takes it home
with him. While polishing the lamp, a genie appears and grants him
three wishes.
"I wish for an ice cold diet Pepsi right now!" He gets his Pepsi and
drinks it.
Now that he can think more clearly, he states his second wish: "I wish
to be on an island where beautiful nymphomaniacs reside."
Suddenly he is on an island with gorgeous females eyeing him
lustfully.
He tells the genie his third and last wish: "I wish never to have to
work ever again."
POOF!
He's back in his government office.
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