Five Surgeons are discussing who are the best patients to operate on.
The first surgeon says:
"I like to see accountants on my operating table, because when you
open them up, everything inside is numbered."
The second responds:
"Yeah, but you should try electricians! Everything inside them is
color coded."
The third surgeon says:
"No, I really think librarians are the best; everything inside them
is in alphabetical order."
The fourth surgeon chimes in:
"You know, I like construction workers; those guys always understand
when you have a few parts left over."
But the fifth surgeon shut them all up when he observed:
"You're all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There's
no guts, no heart, no brains and no spine, and the head and butt are
interchangeable."
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