Redneck shipwrecked
A redneck, a sheep, and a dog were survivors of a terrible
shipwreck. They found themselves stranded on a desert island.
After being there a while, they got into the habit of going to
the beach every evening to watch the sun go down. One
particular evening, the sky was red with beautiful cirrus clouds,
the breeze was warm and gentle; a perfect night for romance.
As they sat there, the sheep started looking better and
better to the redneck. Soon, he leaned over to the sheep
and put his arm around it. But the dog got jealous, growling
fiercely until the redneck took his arm from around the sheep. After that,
the three of them continued to enjoy the sunsets together, but there
was no more cuddling.
A few weeks passed by, and lo and behold, there was another
shipwreck. The only survivor was a beautiful young woman, the most
beautiful woman the redneck had ever seen. She was in a pretty bad way
when they rescued her, and they slowly nursed her back to health. When the
young maiden was well enough, they introduced her to their evening beach
ritual. It was another beautiful evening: red sky, cirrus clouds, a warm
and gentle breeze; perfect for a night of romance. Pretty soon, the redneck
started to get those feelings again. He fought them as long as he
could, but he finally gave in and leaned
over to the young woman, cautiously, and whispered in her
ear.....Could you take the dog for a walk, please?
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