Clinton's Plane Is About To Crash
Tony Blair, Bill Clinton and the Pope are on a plane with their secretaries
coming back from a big important international meeting, when the pilot
comes running out shouting "The plane's going down and nothing I can do is
going to save her", and with that he grabs a parachute and jumps out.
In a flash the Pope's attending nun explains, "His holiness is the leader
of the Roman Catholic faith and God's representative on Earth, it is my
divine duty to ensure his survival." With that she grabs a parachute, hands
another to his Holiness and they both jump out the plane.
Bill goes over to the parachute locker and finds that there are only two
chutes left. So Bill turns to Tony and says "What are we going to do? I am
the leader of the free World and you have to think about Britain, someone
has to keep Britannia Cool. But everyone knows that it's women and children
first."
Tony turns back to the president, says, "You know what I think? - screw the
secretaries" and hands him a chute.
Bill turns with a glimmer in his eyes and exclaims: "Do you think we've got
time?"
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