Three quarterbacks, Peyton Manning, Brett Farve, and Tom Brady, go to heaven   
Three quarterbacks, Peyton Manning, Brett Farve, and Tom Brady, go to heaven to visit God and watch the Celtics play a game.
God decides who will sit next to him by asking a question...
 
God asks Manning first: What do you believe? 
   Peyton thinks long and hard, looks God in the eye, and says, "I believe in hard work, and in staying true to family and friends. 
   I believe in giving. I was lucky, but I always tried to do right by my fans." 
    God can't help but see the essential goodness of Manning, and offers him a seat to his left.
 
Then God turns to Favre ... 
     Brett says, I, too, have been lucky, but win or lose, I've always tried to be a true sportsman, both on and off the playing fields. 
    God is greatly moved by Brett's sincerety, and he offers him a seat to his right.
 
Finally, God turns to Tom Brady:
And you, Tom, what do you believe? 
    Tom replies, I believe you're in my seat.
 
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