After wild sex with a Geisha girl, Joe noticed a very weird green, festering sore   
        The Festring Sore

On a business trip to the Orient, Joe decided to spend his last night
having wild sex with a Geisha Girl.  Upon returning home three weeks later,
he noticed a very weird green, festering sore growing on his Penis.

He went to the doctor, Dr. Jones,  who, after hearing of his Orient trip
and extracurricular activities, told him he had Hong Kong Dong and the only
cure was complete amputation. Joe was horrified, and decided to get a
second opinion.

Joe contacted Dr. Smith and showed him the green growth. Dr. Smith said "I
am sorry but Dr. Jones is correct. We must amputate right away."

Joe could not accept this. His friend suggested that he visit an Asian
doctor. They must deal with this all the time. He went to Dr. Chu Wong.

Dr. Wong agreed with the diagnosis of Hong Kong Dong, but said "These
Amadican Doctors - so quick to Chop Chop Chop.  Amputation not necesally."
Joe was relieved.

Dr. Wong said "You wait three weeks and it fall off on its own."

 
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