Aussie Genie
Two Aussies, Bruce and Johnno, were adrift in a lifeboat following a
dramatic escape from a burning freighter.
While rummaging through the boat's provisions, Bruce stumbled across an old
lamp. Secretly hoping that a genie would appear, he rubbed the lamp
vigorously. To the amazement of Bruce, a genie came forth. This particular
genie, however, stated that he could only deliver one wish, not the
standard three.
Without giving much thought to the matter, Bruce blurted out,"Make the
entire ocean into VB (beer)!" The genie clapped his hands with a deafening
crash, and immediately the entire sea turned into the
finest brew ever sampled by mortals. Simultaneously, the genie vanished.
Only the gentle lapping of VB on the hull broke the stillness as the two
men considered their circumstances.
Johnno looked disgustedly at Bruce whose wish had been granted. After a
long, tension-filled moment, he spoke: "Nice going Bruce! Now we're going
to have to piss in the boat."
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