On a train
There was an Irishman, an Englishman and Claudia Schiffer sitting
together in a carriage in a train going through Tasmania.
Suddenly the train went through a tunnel and as it was an old style
train, there were no lights in the carriages and it went completely
dark. Then there was this kissing noise and the sound of a really
loud slap. When the train came out of the tunnel, Claudia Schiffer
and the Irishman were sitting as if nothing had happened and the
Englishman had his hand against his face as he had been slapped
there.
The Englishman was thinking: 'The Irish fella must have kissed
Claudia Schiffer and she missed him and slapped me instead.'
Claudia Schiffer was thinking: 'The English fella must have tried to
kiss me and actually kissed the Irishman and got slapped for it.'
And the Irishman was thinking: 'This is great. The next time the
train goes through a tunnel I'll make another kissing noise and slap
that English bastard again.
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