BLIND DATE
Joe took his blind date to the carnival. "What would you
like to do first, Kim?" asked Joe.
"I want to get weighed," she said.
They ambled over to the weight guesser. He guessed 120
pounds. She got on the scale; it read 117, so she won a prize.
Next the couple went on the ferris wheel. When the ride
was over, Joe again asked Kim what she would like to do. "I want to get
weighed," she said.
Back to the weight guesser they went. Since they had
been there before, he guessed her correct weight, and Joe lost his dollar.
The couple walked around the carnival and again he asked where to next.
"I want to get weighed," she responded. By this time,
Joe figured she was really weird and took her home early, dropping her off
with a handshake.
Her roommate, Laura, asked her about the blind date, "How
did it go?"
Kim responded, "Oh, Waura, it was wousy."
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