Priest needs soap
One morning 2 priests head to the showers and it isn't until they
are already in the shower they both realize they did not bring any
soap. Father Bob decides he'll run back for the soap.
He checks out the hallway, sees no one around, so rather than get
dressed he decides to make a run for it. He checks the hall before
heading back to the showers: all clear. He makes a break for it,
but just as he turns the corner to the showers he spots three nuns
walking towards him. With no where to go he stands perfectly still,
holding the 2 bars of soap hoping the nuns will think he's a statue.
The nuns approach. "Oh my, look at that, isn't that the most life
like statue you've ever seen?" the first asks. She steps up for a
closer look, reaches out and gives a couple of tugs on the priest's
weeny. Startled he drops the 1st bar of soap.
"Oh heavens," she exclaims, "I got a bar of soap."
The 2nd nun amazed at how realistic the statue looks steps closer
and again, a couple of yanks of the priest's weeny and he drops the
other bar of soap.
"My goodness. I got a bar of soap too", she said.
The nuns can't believe it. The 3rd nun, overcome by the miracle
statue, walks up to it and gives a couple of tugs to the priest's weeny.
"My God, this is amazing," she says, "I got hand soap!"
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