One morning 2 priests head to the showers but forget to bring soap   
        Priest needs soap 

 One morning 2 priests head to the showers and it isn't until they
 are already in the shower they both realize they did not bring any
 soap.  Father Bob decides he'll run back for the soap.

 He checks out the hallway, sees no one around, so rather than get
 dressed he decides to make a run for it.  He checks the hall before
 heading back to the showers: all clear.  He makes a break for it,
 but just as he turns the corner to the showers he spots three nuns
 walking towards him.  With no where to go he stands perfectly still,
 holding the 2 bars of soap hoping the nuns will think he's a statue.

 The nuns approach.  "Oh my, look at that, isn't that the most life
 like statue you've ever seen?" the first asks.  She steps up for a
 closer look, reaches out and gives a couple of tugs on the priest's
 weeny. Startled he drops the 1st bar of soap.

 "Oh heavens," she exclaims, "I got a bar of soap."

 The 2nd nun amazed at how realistic the statue looks steps closer
 and again, a couple of yanks of the priest's weeny and he drops the
 other bar of soap.

 "My goodness.  I got a bar of soap too", she said.

 The nuns can't believe it.  The 3rd nun, overcome by the miracle
 statue, walks up to it and gives a couple of tugs to the priest's weeny.

 "My God, this is amazing," she says, "I got hand soap!"



 
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