Little David
Little David was in his 5th grade class when the teacher asked the
children what their fathers did for a living. All the typical answers came
up...fireman, policeman, salesman, etc...
David was being uncharacteristically quiet and so the teacher asked
him about his father.
"My father's an exotic dancer in a gay caberet and takes off all his
clothes in front of other men. Sometimes, if the offer's really good, he'll
go outto the abandoned car in the alley with some guy and have sex with him
for money."
The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set the
other children to work on some coloring, and took Lttle David aside to ask
him,
"Is that really true about your father?"
"No," said David,
"He works for the Bush Administration, but I was too
embarrassed to say that in front of the other kids."
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