Yet another Blonde joke
A blond woman named Babbette finds herself in dire
trouble. Her business has gone bust and she's in
serious financial trouble. She's so desperate that
she decides to ask God for help. She begins to
pray...
"God, please help me. I've lost my business and
if I don't get some money, I'm going to lose my house
as well. Please let me win the lotto."
Lotto night comes and somebody else wins it.
Babbette again prays..."God, Please let me win the
lotto! I've lost my business, my house and I'm going
to lose my car as well." Lotto night comes and
Babbette still has no luck..
Once again, she prays..."My God, why have you
forsaken me?? I've lost my business, my house, and
my car. My children are starving. I don't often ask
you for help and I have always been a good servant
to you. PLEASE just let me win the lotto this one
time so I can get my life back in order."
Suddenly there is a blinding flash of light as
the heavens open and Babbette is confronted by the
voice of God Himself: "Babbette, meet Me halfway on
this. Buy a ticket."
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