Irish radio conversation with British navy   
This is the transcription of the ACTUAL radio conversation  between the 
British and the Irish off the coast of Kerry, Ireland  October 1998.  Radio 
conversation released by the Chief of Naval  Operations 10-10-98.

IRISH: Please divert your course 15 degrees to  the South to avoid a 
collision.

BRITISH: Recommend you divert your  course 15 degrees to the North to avoid a 
collision.
 
IRISH: Negative. You will have to divert your course 15 degrees to the  South 
to avoid a collision.

BRITISH: This is the Captain of a British  Navy Ship. I say again, divert 
YOUR course.

IRISH: Negative. I say  again, you will have to divert YOUR course.


BRITISH:    THIS IS THE AIRCRAFT CARRIER HMS BRITANNIA! THE  SECOND LARGEST 
SHIP IN THE BRITISH ATLANTIC FLEET. WE ARE ACCOMPANIED BY  THREE DESTROYERS, 
THREE CRUISERS AND NUMEROUS SUPPORT VESSELS. DEMAND  YOU CHANGE YOUR COURSE 15 
DEGREES NORTH. I SAY AGAIN, THAT IS 15  DEGREES NORTH OR COUNTER MEASURES WILL 
BE UNDERTAKEN TO ENSURE   THE SAFETY OF THIS SHIP.

IRISH: We are a  lighthouse................Your  Call.



 
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