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Subject: Important Notice to Employees
Corporate has determined that there is no longer any need for network or
software applications support. The goal is to remove all computers from
the desktop by January, 1999. Instead, everyone will be provided with
an Etch-A-Sketch.
* No Y2K problems
* No technical glitches keeping work from being done.
* No more wasted time reading and writing emails.
Thank you,
Frequently Asked Questions to Etch-A-Sketch Technical Support:
Q: My Etch-A-Sketch has all of these funny little lines all over the
screen.
A: Pick it up and shake it.
Q: How do I turn my Etch-A-Sketch off?
A: Pick it up and shake it.
Q: What's the shortcut for Undo?
A: Pick it up and shake it.
Q: How do I create a New Document window?
A: Pick it up and shake it.
Q: How do I set the background and foreground to the same color?
A: Pick it up and shake it.
Q: What is the proper procedure for rebooting my Etch-A-Sketch?
A: Pick it up and shake it.
Q: How do I delete a document on my Etch-A-Sketch?
A: Pick it up and shake it.
Q: How do I save my Etch-A-Sketch document?
A: Don't shake it.
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