I doubt it!
During a big DUI dragnet, a highway patrolman
waited outside a popular local bar, hoping for a bust.
At closing time everyone came out, he spotted his
potential quarry.
The man was so obviously inebriated that he could
barely walk.He stumbled around the parking lot for a few minutes,
looking for his car. After trying his keys
on five others, he finally found his own vehicle.
He sat in the car a good ten
minutes as the other patrons left. He turned his
lights on, then off. He started to
pull forward into the grass, then stopped.
Finally when he was the last car, he
pulled out onto the road and started to drive
away.
The patrolman, waiting for this, turned on his
lights and pulled the man over.
He administered the breathalizer test, and to his
reat surprise the man blew a 0.00! The patrolman was dumbfounded!
"This equipment must be broken!" exclaimed the
patrolman.
"I doubt it," said the drunk, "tonight I'm the
Designated Decoy!".
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