The golfer and the squirrel
A golfer hits the ball to the edge of a copse of trees. As he walks to
it, he notices a squirrel grab the ball and run into the woods. The man
chases after the squirrel and catches up to him waiting next to a big oak
tree. The squirrel calmly drops the ball, stares into the man's eyes,
and says "Sir, this is your lucky day. I'm prepared to grant you one of
two wishes: you may have all of your sexual fantasies fulfulled for the
rest of your life, or you may place the greatest game of golf today.
Which shall it be?" The man, momentarily taken aback but recovering
quickly, answers with small delay "I'll take the golf game". The squirrel
blinks his eyes and declaims "so it shall be, only one game, and only
today!".
The man returns back to the first hole, and starts his game. Lo and
behold, the squirrel was truthful; he makes Tiger Woods look like an
amateur. At the end of 18, after having attracted an enthusiastic crowd,
he bid adieu to his new found fans and heads back to the clubhouse. Half
way there, he notices the squirrel beckoning. Curious, he goes to the
bush where the squirrel is squatting, and the squirrel asks "I must admit
to some astonishment. You are far from the first person I've made this
offer to, yet you are the very first to choose the golf game. Is your
sex life that adequate". The man shakes his head in the affirmative. The
squirrel then asks "so you are doing it 4, 6 times a week?"
The man answers "oh no, perhaps 1 to 2 times a year". The squirrel shakes
his head in wonder (or pity?) and says "but that's not much at all!".
To which the man responds "oh, that's not bad for Jesuit priest."
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