The wife asked the husband to go to the beach to gather some snails   
        Get some snails

A wife and her husband were having a dinner party for all the major status
figures in Rome, Italy. The wife was very excited about this and wanted
everything to be perfect. At the very last minute, she realized that she
didn't have any snails for this dinner party, so she asked her husband to
run down to the beach with the bucket she was handing him to gather some
snails.

Very grudgingly he agreed. He took the bucket, walked out the door, down
the steps, and out to the beach. As he was collecting the snails, he
noticed a beautiful woman without a bikini top strolling alongside the
water just a little further down the beach. He kept thinking to himself
"Wouldn't it be great if she would even just come down and talk to me." He
went back to gathering the snails. All of a sudden he looked up, and the
beautiful woman was standing right over him. They got to talking, and she
invited him back to her place. They were at her apartment, a ways down the
beach, and they started messing around.  It got so hot and heavy, that he
was exhausted afterwards and passed out.

At seven o'clock the next morning he woke up and exclaimed, "Oh no!!! My
wife's dinner party!!!" He gathered all his clothes, put them on real fast,
grabbed his bucket, and ran out the door. He ran down the beach all the way
to his apartment. He ran up the stairs of his apartment. He was in such a
hurry that when he got to the top of the stairs, he dropped the bucket of
snails. There were snails all down the stairs. The door opened just then,
with a very angry wife standing in the doorway wondering where he's been
all this time. He looked at the snails all down the steps, then he looked
at her, then back at the snails and said: "Come on guys, we're almost
there!"

 
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