A Guy goes into the store and for some Polish Sausage   
         Polish Sausage

A Guy goes into the store and asks the clerk, "I'd like some Polish Sausage."
 
The clerk looks at him and says, "Are you polish?" The guy says, "Well,
yes I am. If I had asked for Italian sausage would you ask me if I was 
Italian??? Or if I had asked for German sausage, would you ask me if I was
German??  Or if I had asked for a taco would you ask if I was Mexican?"

The clerk says "Well, no."

The guys says, "WELL, why do you ask me if I'm Polish just because I ask 
for Polish sausage????"

The clerk says "Because this is a hardware store."


 
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